It's quite simple really, Jeff's description requires some...red and yellow, pimary colors, mayhaps a cobwebby gray, with venician leather surrounded by something...Japanese! It matters not what, 'twould least be old english.

lol, oh come come, 'tis simple what Jeff is...he is...well, he is the Duke...but let's make him the Sheriff! Sheriff of Rottingham! Or mayhaps...the Sheriff of Rottingblog! Maybe the Duke of Blogginton? Bloggingham? Hmm...

Good gracious me...I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams my friends, sweet dreams ;-)