Let me tell you a favorite thing of mine. It's when I'm typing out a post, and I hit the back button, like a big tool. In short, what I was trying to say in my before-back-button post was that I was indeed the astute one who came up with this here blog's name. Sorry...I needed some credit there. Thanksmuch. Did Tom and Alex actually accept the invites?

One more thing: Make sure you don't say "chortles and snots," because although this would be funny, it's wrong.