My grandmother is hilarious. Someone just called...it sounded like a telemarketer...from some police money raising thing.
"How are you today," he asked my grandmother.
"Well...I'm not too horrible," she replied.
"That's....good....I guess...." he said.
"You know, I hear that the money doesn't even go to the police..." she said, and then she went off on a tangent about that. I hung up, but it was quite amusing.