My official rank:

R: Procrastinator
DO: Staying out all night
WT: An 11 o'clock curfew
FF: Younger men
WF: Bumming a ride
N: To be on time
AS: "It's chicken filet day!!"
ITY: Doing Herbal Essences^�
TS: Deb's Eyes Are Brown

Yep. Except I didn't do the � on my rank.

Does anyone have a story about me that they've told, which I can write about for english?

The guy who came to speak to us about drunk driving during guidance was really good.