Nick, can I be Keanu? And can it say "Dodge this." Instead of "that"?

Awkward moments, like that one where Katie broke up with Mike (The third time, for everyones information) right outside the Cave?

Weird. Looks like things are going my way. Would you believe it?

Maggie thinks I'm a tyrant...er...right. I don't think she understands that her Mike makes the most pointless and all together inappropriate at the time comments. So I told him to shut-up.

If felt really good. I'm sorry Maggie. I still love you.