Deb went to preschool at ______, where she became best friends with a girl named Ali, and got married to a boy named Matan. Deb and Matan got divorced, though, and Matan married Ali. Deb and Ali remained friends, however, even after Ali bit her and stole her husband.

Yeah. That's "my mom" telling the story.

Hey! I have an idea! Let's all have a name double on the blog! Two Debs, Two Rachels, Natalie and Natalia are pretty close.