Picture a place like Deb and I have been talking about... the "hell" of America, with stupid people, nothing to do, and superficiality to the max. Hell! Our prom is at The PLAZA!!! It is name brand and crap like that. Now, with that said I have this friend, Andy who doesn't live in Edgemont but a similar place called "hell 2" (original, eh?) We were in a conversation last night and he said this:

God! This is so unfair! I don't understand why I don't get any ass. I'm hot AND I drive a nice car!

This was a blogworthy quotable quotation brought to you by Rachelina.
Now we all know WHY does not get any ass....