Dr. Kraw's Guide to Better Living for Young Adults at Risk.

On Homosexuality:

Symptoms of homosexual activities include: Loose morals, self pollution, communist leanings, incessant drooling and a sore bottom!

Lock up your DAUGHTERS!
Lock up your SONS!
(But not together, or with members of the same sex)

"What would your mother do if she knew you were the spawn of the devil!"