raise your hand if you have a final in less then 4 hours!!

::hand goes up::

now, if you've been trying to study and failing since 2am, keep it up there!

::hand wavers, bur hand does not come down::

and if you haven't fallen asleep once in since you woke up this morning, well, keep your hands up and try not to be too disappointed in yourselves!

::keeps hand up, looks at self with a glare of disgust and panicked stress::

Dear Everyone -- yes, college is really like this.

I'm sorry.