Where am I? AT FREAKING SCHOOL. Yes, folks, I'm at school, and all I want to do is go home. But by go home, I mean go home in a freaking car, not walk home or take the train. My bookbag is especially heavy today, and I have miscelaneous things to carry, it's cold and wet out, I have a cold, and I don't want my back or foot to start hurting again. This blows.