i particularly like this idea/quote/passage:

"all will turn out well."
"how will it?"
"i dont know, its a mystery."

it really does speak the truth

And if you people all get a thousand posts...so do I. Or just two. Cause that's already more than is needed. Also...I think I'll be cryptic, since you guys are being cryptic too.

It's inertia. And I will not push it, nor should anyone else. INERTIA IS STUPID.

EDIT, PEOPLE. THERE IS AN EDIT LINK FOR A REASON.

sigh....BIG sigh

fuck it all

better to be honest with myself than to forge a path already made by history...

hmm...imagine my surprise, when i go to have a bowl of frosted mini wheats, that there is no milk! what will i do??

break into patience, of course!

"Oh horror!"

sp??

oh joy, oh rapture, oh ecstasy!

wouldnt it be cool someday to break a world record? are there any world records not yet recorded?

getting pumped for GUSTER!!!! (reminder: we are LEAVING at 6)

agreeing with till's last post....

hair cut! why is it impossible for me to just go to the salon to get a trim? why do i constantly feel the need for change in my life and attempt to take it out on clothing and hair? am i that typical of a girl?

All I have to say is:
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT DOT!
Guster tonight! Woohoo!

im just a tad bit lost, in this world of confusion. on and off goes the light that is providing me with some sort of directional status. its rather disconcerting, to realize what you once thought to be true is no longer, and that what was once not so much as even considered is now extremely plausible...

indeed, i wonder if these numerous feelings will ever decide to pause for a moment, and take an order.

Um...

I need to work out. I just don't want to.

HEY!

Maggie and Tilly representin' from the innerds of Apple's Retail Store right in the center of King of Prussia Mall!!! YAY!!!!!!

We are typing right now on the dual 1.25 ghz mated with the 23 inch HD display (Tom and Nick, hehe)

OMG, its fucking amazing,,,just purely fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

catch you all later folks

Happy Channukah!!

Yay for earrings!! :-D

I'm explaining the boom and bust cycle of relationships to Debra.

So. Tonight was a total bust, which really blows.

I had something else to say, but I forgot it.

What am I gonna wear to Guster??

why would you gnaw on someone during oral sex? youd really have to hate them wouldnt you?

oh confusions over the definition of one night stands...

guess where i went for dinner tonight! Morimotos! yes the iron chef japanese's restaurant au philadelphie. 'twas AMAZING. and it definately had the coolest decor ive ever seen (yes you cant help but notice it - i swear, every guy would too)

still restless....things need to start, like umm....GUSTER TOMORROW!!!!

Happy Hanukkah!

Anyone seen how much sex lives are going for these days? I checked K-Mart and eBay, but everything has been jacked up because of the holidays...

I guess I have to wait until after them?

Oy...

Chanukah soon folks! Hope you all have your bushes and menorahs ready! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's dreidel time! Hehe...everyone grab a candle, you're all honorary Jews!

By the way, I tried to say, I'm Chrewish ;-)

- tilly

Is it wrong that Mom and I are all done with our Xmas decorating? (Minus decorations on the tree....due to climbage of the kittens...)

Do you guys ever have moments where you're just so ready to go to college (Nat...I know you're always ready to go to college). I've been getting them lately, sometimes because of things going on, and sometimes for no reason at all.

I don't know what to think of it.

Yeah posts en espa�ol!

My feet are freezing, even though I have socks on.

Semper cretsi....s
Aut de cretsi......s
.......

I wonder what the spanish word for post is. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's "postar."

Podemos postar en espa�ol y nadie puede comprender.

Muahahaha.

Blub blub blub. That's the sound of my love handles, and my entire body, growing larger by the minute.

Well, thanksgiving is almost over here at my dad's place. We had the cousins (Yes, the one who sang "Don't stand so close to me") and the step-siblings from Californ-i-a here. Not to mention the regulars, Ms. Birdie, my grandmother and Ms. Mary, my aunt. Yup, we had a grand ol' time at the house tonight, a simply grand ol' time.

How was everyone else's night? And this last thing is for Annie: Our bird was named Thurgood.

Alright, done for now, until we meet again, dear Snorts and Chortles!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
And I love my description...thanks so much guys...

Since no one ever trolls my posts anyway...

I finally figured out who jim is!

Wow...Wow...

I slept till 3:30 today, and that's saying something. Went to sleep around 2 I think, but seriously, 13 hours is pushing it, even for me.

Welps, I'll talk to you all soon enough I imagine, until then...

Satan talks to me about AP Chem.

We have a test on Dec, Friday the 13th. Need I point out that there are at least two things wrong with this?

1. Friday the 13th. Boo. Scary. Ahh.
2. That happens to be right in the midst of the play, thus I will not be studying for chem.

Today is winter cleaning. UGH. I can see the floor of my room, which is an improvement, but i'd rather not be doing this at all.

And i'm listening to New Kids on the Block song. Why? Because i can.

And i'll be going to a dance tonight. And dancing? Of course not.

Well, back to cleaning.

Uh...yeah. I'm definitely in trouble for getting home 10 minutes late. And I'm scared. For serious, because I think I'm gonna be grounded.

DevilChild6: WOOO!
DevilChild6: i'm a slut who gets no play!
infinitecode: You're special that way!

So...hey. At least my mom said I could go to Dinshig Deux. But where should I be now? I should be at the eye doctor's, where he could hopefully be figuring out why my eyes turn red after I've worn my contacts a few days in a row. But nooooo. I have no car, and my grandmother is not home (she was supposed to be home at 4). So. I'm here. At home. Do you know what this means? It means I could've come home and taken a FREAKING NAP, instead of rushing to take a 15-20 min (this is short for me) shower.

And now...why is Tillman's box bolder than everyone's (including Nick's)??

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

At least my service day project was good.

It's fun when you try end an italics tag with a end-bold tag. It just doesn't seem to work.

Are you all coming to Dinshig Deux? You should if you post on this thing. Get excited. It'll be fun. And some pople will enjoy themselves in Paradise Cove (on Pleasure Island)...

7 minutes to go...please...faster...end this...

Yay! Amnesty International! Fun! Max...stop abusing the equipment...

It's quite simple really, Jeff's description requires some...red and yellow, pimary colors, mayhaps a cobwebby gray, with venician leather surrounded by something...Japanese! It matters not what, 'twould least be old english.

lol, oh come come, 'tis simple what Jeff is...he is...well, he is the Duke...but let's make him the Sheriff! Sheriff of Rottingham! Or mayhaps...the Sheriff of Rottingblog! Maybe the Duke of Blogginton? Bloggingham? Hmm...

Good gracious me...I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams my friends, sweet dreams ;-)

Only when you tell me wtf wafna means.

::sigh::

It's fun when all your friends have better friends.

Hey admins, i figured out what i want in my description box!

Wafna!

that! thats it!

thank you!!

I have a yearbook page! Complete with a prom picture of "the group" (as my mom so lovingly calls us) and a slightly odd picture of Heather, Tom, and Nick, all Peter Pan-ified. Tom looks sorta like himself, Heather looks like a beauty queen [you've got that look on your face], and Nick, as usual, looks really drunk.

I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you evver get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends. -Almost Famous

I wish I had rehearsal tonight, but no....I'm not a principal....=P

how do i get a side thingy??

hmmm...two hours of players for principals tonight....dance dance dance

ok now they are! i think ive just lost my mind....

umm...im not getting the whole group blog thing, i feel like im really missing something....why arent my posts coming up???

debra - go to thespark.com...take the gay man test, kats somewhere around 75% gay man....

i feel part of the loop! woohoo!

Who wants to help me plan an escape/kidnapping from my jail (a.k.a. my house) and my jailor (a.k.a. my mom)?

Wait for it...As long as we are talking about anyone's sex life, the subject of certain northerly states are welcome to come up...

Heather: Wait, Tillman, what happened in Maine?

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Still waiting...

We can talk about mine!

(silence)

Ok, that was easy. It's your turn again, Heather.

I think that we should talk about someone else's sex life.
I mean, really, mine just isn't that interesting...

Isn't it funny that the admins are the only ones who have made a profile on the side of this webpage?

Hmmm, i wonder why...

Heather has a Sex Life?! How much did i miss?

Heather, now i'm the sad one, because you won't be coming with me to go driving and scout out guys. *Tear*...

i caught a glimpse of most of you at players, but i'm really back from the wonders of NJ. see you all tomorrow!

Not to be too optimistic, but I'm starting to think Patience just might be possible!

Well, it's quite believable to say that Mr. VR was in excellent spirits this afternoon. YAY!!! And I'm working on the Patience poster/program! Aww, this is gonna be sooo cool!

And then again, now that I think about it...why should I be in such good spirits when it seems that everyone around me isn't feeling the same way? Hmm.

Hmm indeed.

Cryptic, isn't it?

Hey Nat...how did your weekend go?

Everyone get excited for our one till whenever rehersal tomorrow. I know I am.

Nar nar.
Yar.
Y Cular.

Hmm...Hmm, indeed.

Why is Nick's description box bolder around the edges?

Well then. It looks like they've been posted about already. All I have to say is that I got chills when they sang the Rusted Root song (which they do better than Rusted Root themselves, if you ask me).

THEY ARE SO GOOOOODDDDDD!!!

We saw a girl who used to go to our school who now goes to Penn. She probably thinks we're big nerds, b/c we saw her there last time. We are nerds, but so what?

What the moose said. Purely sensational, undenibly brilliant. I'm going tomorrow. With my pa - hehe.

I didn't know everyone was going to Off the Beat tonight...Blah...

OFF THE BEAT TONIGHT!!!!!

WOO HOOO!!

Yeah. I'm gonna be in that.

Riiiight.

Have a great weekend, guys! I'll probably be home for the tail-end of players on Sunday, hopefully complete with a voice. That would be nice.

There's nothing better for a geek than a hot admin.

It's so sexy the way she handles the keyboard, it drives me wild.

Oh baby, type faster, faster, faster!!!!! Do it!!!

lol, I'm in tired mood...

tilly

Wafna!

oO Wafna!

Ya! Wafna! Ya! oO

Io! Io!

Who is Jim?

Tom...don't even try to mess up the layout. I'll fix it. Cause I'm an admin! Muahahahaha.

Let's see. Today I didn't have breakfast, came to school & failed a math graded item, a physio test, and an english in class essay. It's been a blast, let me just tell you.

Ok. So I did those little boxes instead of studying for physio. What an ass.

AHHHH!!!!!!! ::Runs around screaming::
WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!
::Does a dance::
Guess who's an admin! Guess who's an admin!!
MEEEEEE MEEEEE!!!

Better be nice, or I'll....edit your post!!! Haha. I even have the power to boot! Not that I would. Nooo, not me, never!

Thank you Nick!!

Officially Edited

I don't feel like snorting. I feel like snoring, as in...being asleep. Not awake. Awake = bad. Sleep = gooooooooood.

I hate when people play stupid with me. It's the pits.

PATIENCE IS DISASTEROUS!!!!!!!!

*cough*

I'm dying... this can't be good.

and yeah Nick, he knows my password
he reads my emails

hello fellow chortlers and snorters
my first post (woohoo!)
the one I posted in the art cave didn't work or whatever
hmmmm
history test ... flashcards.....blah blah blah
I think we should make a "mac lovers only" blog - nick and tilly :-)
just as a warning my posts will be unsignificant (sp?) and boring

lol, yeah yeah...anyways, im in bio right now, its almost 1:20, and then...DATE RAPE!! isnt everyone just quivering with anticiopation? I am.

hmm...hmm indeed...players tonight!! think the dragoons will know our parts? well, to be honest, thats an excellent question..

okay, gotta go, be back later!

tilly

Darn it! He got the first post of the day!

Yeah well...I'm up the latest, SO THERE!

Wait...that's not a good thing...

Woe is me, a lack a day.

oh i forgot! anyone who calls anyone else FAT anywhere near this blog has to report to me and heather

thatll set 'em straight!

MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST

oh bloody hell, sometimes i just dont understand girls (im assuming that girls dont understand guys at least sometimes either) but for the most part, even though i may not get what they want, i really must admit to all that i have a group of the greatest female friends, ranging from late 20 year olds to the teens...its a wonderful life, and im planning on taking it for all its got :-D

by the way, the reason you have so many guy troubles is because YOURE SO FUCKING HOT.

and dont ever give up on your dreams, because they do come true, it just takes a little bravery...

*hugs* and sweet dreams everyone

goodnight from 12:00 AM

tilly

"We're sorry, but you're no longer needed, or wanted, or even cared about.
Machines can do a better job than you, and this is what you get for asking questions...

Soup is good food!"

Well, i coughed a lot today.

Who, exactly, is this assembly for tomorrow? All grades? Just girls, or guys too? And where is it?

Did anything remotely interesting/exciting/fun/noteable/simply-just-worth-mentioning happen to anyone today?
It sure as hell didn't to me.

Can people in my classes please tell me what the homework is? (English, physio, math)

How was everyone's day?

Are you calling me fat?

I was doing my physio workbook stuff, coloring in the skull and labeling it, when a Green Day song came on. It was the one where the guy said something about his skull. And it was funny, because I was coloring in one. Haha. Funny.

Is anyone else at home?

I realized that home is in a different time zone than school. For me, at least. At home I get up at 10:30 and eat breakfast, lunch around 1 or 2, dinner around 6 or 7. At school it's totally different (namely, everything is earlier).

Moral of the story: I like home better than school.

Right, so, welcome to blogington (oO that's a cool name...future blog of kanyamagufa? hmm...) but until then...

So good to see everyone! From the extremely sexy to the extremely geeky! You cannot go wrong, because we have everyone in between too! And then some...

The point im trying to make here is that I'm single, single and eating vomit flavored jelly beans.

By the way, Nick, we also have Maggie (when she decides to come by...) and I'm thinking we should get Jess and Dave in on this! It would be so cool to have this blog range from all of our friends...right? Or maybe im just...rambling? I was doing this earlier as well. Anyways, um...

Live from 12:25 AM, this is Tilly, goodnight night (or morning, hehe) Ladies and Gentlemen

Let me tell you a favorite thing of mine. It's when I'm typing out a post, and I hit the back button, like a big tool. In short, what I was trying to say in my before-back-button post was that I was indeed the astute one who came up with this here blog's name. Sorry...I needed some credit there. Thanksmuch. Did Tom and Alex actually accept the invites?

One more thing: Make sure you don't say "chortles and snots," because although this would be funny, it's wrong.

Um....I must say that some random, slightly unexpected people, are on here. Weird. Can we do some sort of cast list for this blog so that I know who's doing it? And Nick....make it Beetle Bum! Fix it pweeeease!!!

I'd like to point out that my "daily fortune" says Those voices you hear make sense.

Dieck...you spelled lederhosen wrong. How could you? I don't think we can be friends.

Editing posts is fun. My own posts, that is. Not other peoples'...

Hey Nick, if I give you a dollar will you make me an admin? PLEEEEASEEE?!?!?!?!!!

Yay for editing my profile too. Phew. Bed, maybe? Yeahhhh.

9:43pm

Lord.. Christa just doesn't stop talking...

do i look fat in these laderhozen?

i can kill rocks.....or something....with mind thingies....kinda.....yeah.....

Yay!
I feel loved.
I'm in a group blog.
Yay!

Good lord, where am I?

Hmmm... they only put your first name on the bottom of your posts on here too. You're Beetle, and i'm just Hopeless [no no, i'm a hopeless romantique, you're just hopeless..]

How does one fix that? i need to fix it on mine, too.

• I
  
• Love
  
• bullets!

The monks are so cute!

YES!!!! Homey G...what?

This is awesome!

Next line of order: comments!

Wherefore art thou, blogspot? Thou hath just died!

Nick: "There it is."
Me: "There it isn't."

WOO!